How is the Dutch national anthem dirty?

I think you mean the Douche National Anthem, What a dirty dirty DIRTY movie...I thought it was "Dutch" at first, too...Then things got a little sticky.

Ok so i had nothing better to do during an hour car ride then to thenkn of map ideas. Sad? yes, but here are some ideas i came up with (if you want ideas on levels to add to the maze elmo has already created).
By the way, I am pretty sure half the ideas I came up with cannot be created in map maker but since I have never made a map in my life, I don't have to figure in realisticness and plausibility into my ideas ^.^

1. A level that does not allow you to travel backwards. For instance, the tiles turn to grass/snow when walked over once. To make the level more effective however, there would have to be rather challenging obstacles that must be observed in advance in order to be able to complete the level. This would test wether or not the testee could think in advance or if he can think rapidly and adapt to his current situation.

2a. A level that tests whether our mazers can react to real life situations. By that I mean massive distractions in the form of text that would fill up half the screen or so. I have had to deal with this many times *cough* Cam, Demo, Odin *cough*

2b. An ice level that has distractions in the form of pausing about 1ce every 5 seconds.

2c. Last real life situation. A level in which the testee experiences 1-2 seconds delay. This test would ensure that the testee is not only good when he hosts.

Well thats it for now. I'll post some more ideas if you guys need.

No.

You'd have to really spice it up to work for flagged commands [me], and right click tappers [me], lots of stuff to account for. What you said would just.. fail... lol

What have I ever said that does not "fail"?

Meh i just tried to think up cracked up ideas
You said you wanted some so I'm just trying to do my part

Oh I didn't mean it like that. I love that you posted ideas (unlike some other people [everyone]), just stating that it wouldn't really pay off to do the last ones. I really liked the first idea, though I might do a bit differently. I've been thinking of doing an ice maze somewhat to the tune of the Avalanche escape thing, where the maze "melts" and you have to skate faster than it disappears.

Well demo that actually sound's like a great idea. I actually think that would be cool Only if you put the time into it

I would be happy to waste another day of my life doing the triggers for you, Demo.
I have no problem with tedious work, as if I did I would be like Soul.
Bashing my computer everytime WE did not work as I wanted.
But alas, It cannot and wil not work like you want it.
Blizzard made it...It works how the nerds want it.

Don't worry, I'll write this forums eulogy as well.

Am I not always weird? I like to think of myself as 'odin' not "weird".. o.o